Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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