so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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