fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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