Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
