i just had sex bonerless
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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