Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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