I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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