You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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