I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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