i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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