so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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