Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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