Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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