You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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