Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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