I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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