I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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