why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..