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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

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  if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  im holly from the hills drunk

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'

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• (509): View more from Washington

  This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt

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