I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.