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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...