u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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