Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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