The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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Are my feet made of real feet?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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