Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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