im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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