i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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