i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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