she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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