brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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