"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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