Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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