Kiss
Puke
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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