It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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