my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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