Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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