She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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