she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
