He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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