were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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