Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
