but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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