I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
