It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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