It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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