he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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