before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Terrible idea I love it
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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