He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
