How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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