i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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