i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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