Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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