windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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