I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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