They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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