im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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