i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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