I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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