ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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